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Joke of the Day

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"Women having sex with me ...HA"

"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."

"My biological clock is wheezing."

"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"

"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"

"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"