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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
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"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."
"There are many fish in the sea. So while waiting I'll just play with my rod."
"Justice In China."
"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"
"There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life."
"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."
"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."