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"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
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"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."
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"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"
"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."
"Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place."
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."
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"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."