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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"
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"What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock thats up all night!"
"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."
"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."
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"Polish bank robber tied up the safe, blew the guard."
"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""