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Joke of the Day
"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"
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"Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! ""Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."""
"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."
"Congratulations on ""obtaining"" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge."
"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."
"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."
"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."
"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."
"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"
"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."