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Joke of the Day

"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"

"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"

"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."

"Did you see Matt Damon's character in Invictus? That's apartheid like to play."

"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"

"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"