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Joke of the Day

"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."

"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"

"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."

"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."

"Sometimes I feel bad for thugs when I realize they can't enjoy a cup of hot cocoa with a bunch of marshmallows without risking street cred."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."