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Joke of the Day
"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."
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"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."
"On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj"
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."
"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? (Sorry if this has already been posted!) None, he fell."
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."