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Joke of the Day

"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""

"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"I save so much money by not having any money."

"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"Three legged dog Did you hear about the three legged dog that walked into the bar looking for the man that shot his paw."

"I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because I'm the king of cum-a-lot"

"I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long"