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Joke of the Day

"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin."

"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"

"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing."

"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"

"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."