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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."
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"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."
"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."
"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."
"It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand."
"So if my girlfriend can have multiple orgasms, why can't I have multiple girlfriends?"
"What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?.... Control their pupils"
"The masochist says to the sadist... ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""
"Pikachu used thunderbolt... Squirtle fainted."
"On which day during Black History Month are the kids taught how to Dougie?"