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Joke of the Day
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"
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"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."
"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""
"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."
"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."
"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"
"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."
"So Trump walks into a bar... and sees Bill having a drink. ""Hey Bill catch me in the news lately? I'm a bigger pervert than you!"" Bill chuckles as he goes back to his drink. ""Close, but no cigar."""
"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"