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Joke of the Day

"You got me... If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""

"Look, this is the only body I'll ever have and that is why I'm covering it in a thick layer of fat to protect it."

"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."

"what's red and invisible? no tomatoes."

"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."

"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."

"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."

"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."