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Joke of the Day

"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross? THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!"

"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."

"Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"Girl: do you have a condom? Me: c'mon what's the worst that could happen *hears a knock on the door 4: daddy I think I started a fire"

"My dancing style can best be described as ""newborn gazelle being chased by lion."""

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"