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Joke of the Day
"Kim Kardashian as First Lady"
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"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."
"I love kids. When they're adults."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before? A key."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."
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