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Joke of the Day

"I was playing Katawashoujo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katawa_Shoujo There is an option to 'Disable sex Scenes' So... do I gain more sex scenes? They're already disabled."

"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."

"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"

"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"

"*zip-lines through your living room window* *shakes off the broken glass* YO! DO YOU LIKE BRAD PITT BETTER WITH SHORT OR LONG HAIR!?"

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet... She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?"

"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."

"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"