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Joke of the Day
"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"
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"Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood? Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblr_inline_ntae7hsEL21tw80r8_1280.jpg"
"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."
"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."
"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"
"Genders are a lot like the twin towers. They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot"
"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."
"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."
"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."