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Joke of the Day

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."

"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."

"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."

"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."

"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public"

"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"

"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"

"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."

"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."