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Joke of the Day
"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."
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"What do you call the owner of Frigidaire? A refrigerator magnate"
"Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate."
"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."
"I told my kids ""I slept like a baby last night, Woke up at 1am and fussed until your mom stuck a boob in my mouth."""
"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"
"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."
"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who masturbate 2. Fucking Liars"