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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."

"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."

"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."

"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."

"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."