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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead..."
"A guy waved at me and ran over the other day... He said ""oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"" I said, ""I am"" -Demetri Martin"
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."
"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."