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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
Next Joke
"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."
"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"
"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"
"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
"Girl, do you have a defibrillator? Cause my heart stops everytime I see you"