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Joke of the Day

"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"

"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."

"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."

"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."

"Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?"

"What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners? No Direction."