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Joke of the Day

"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"The baby wasn't very good at transitioning out of breastfeeding I guess you could say he sucked at tit"

"[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) ""So what do u do?"" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]"

"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."

"My new year's resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words."

"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"

"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."