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Joke of the Day

"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."

"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."

"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."

"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"

"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."

"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot."

"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb One, they're efficient and not very funny"

"3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are... One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool."

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"