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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man? The homeless man has $7 to his name."

"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"

"Stephen Hawking's favourite videogame? Flappy birds"

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"""What? Huh? Talk louder. Nope, still nothing."" -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty"

"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""

"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."

"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."

"My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"