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Joke of the Day

"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."

"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."

"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."

"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"

"What did the sign on the closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"

"Chuck Norris crab fishes the Bearing Sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket."

"Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream"

"The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor."

"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"