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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."

"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"

"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"

"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"