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Joke of the Day

"I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better."

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."

"Three Tampons are walking down the street, which one doesnt talk to you? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts"

"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""

"Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?"

"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory? So that they could make fish and chips."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"