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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Hipster order piping hot soup? He wanted to eat it before it was cool."
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"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"
"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."
"Two player prison game Prisoner One: Do you want to play the rape game? Prisoner Two: No! Prisoner One: That's the spirit!"
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""
"I just want to feel as important as a person who remains on a phone call through the entire duration of a grocery checkout."
"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't."