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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
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"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."
"I like black people the same way I like racist jokes: I don't like racist jokes."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"
"Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny"
"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."
"Software boner. Why did the computer need Viagra? Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk."