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Joke of the Day

"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"

"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"

"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."

"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."

"Where do most black people work? In jail"

"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""

"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."

"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."

"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."