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Joke of the Day
"what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p"
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"Damn girl, are you a pig? Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated"
"NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions."
"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."
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"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
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