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Joke of the Day

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."

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"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."
"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."
"Do you know why cops don't like to find winos that have been dead for more than two hours? The Ripple is flat."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."
"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen This frozen baby needs to see a physician"
"All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental."
"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"