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Joke of the Day
"What' the bare minimum? One bear"
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"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."
"Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words"
"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."
"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"Frozen Window Wife texts her husband ""Windows Frozen, what do I do?"" Husband texts back ""pour some lukewarm water over it"" Wife replies ""Gee, thanks. Now computer is totally fucked"""
"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."
"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."
"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."
"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""