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Joke of the Day

"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"

"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."

"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on... Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."

"The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia. it was written in ink"

"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"

"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey."