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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away"
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"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""
"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"
"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."
"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"
"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."