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Joke of the Day

"Q.: ""Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"" Christie: ""I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."""

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."

"Why didn't Hitler get tertiary education? He couldn't stand Jew-near college."

"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird? A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger."

"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."

"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"

"Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S."

"Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that."

"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""