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Joke of the Day
"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."
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"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."
"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."
"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."
"*gently places finger on caroler's lips* you had me at ""O come"""
"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."
"I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help."
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"