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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend caught me cross-dressing So I packed up her clothes and left"
Next Joke
"I saw a sign today that said ""tailor-made sandwiches"" What the hell does a tailor know about making sandwiches?"
"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."
"Who doesn't like a hot date? A necrophiliac."
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."
"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"
"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."