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Joke of the Day
"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."
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"No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language."
"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."
"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."
"""I ate pizza twice today!"" - Cuba Gooding, Jr. (I mean, why not? Can you prove he didn't say this? Fuck you.)"
"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."
"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."