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Joke of the Day
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."
Next Joke
"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."
"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."
"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."
"I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came. Edit: grammar."
"When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage, I didn't realize how often I'd just get the finger."
"Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey"
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"
"The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day."