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Joke of the Day
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."
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"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"
"What do you call an Itallian hooker? A pasta-tuite!"
"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."
"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"
"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"
"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."
"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."