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Joke of the Day

"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"

"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."

"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"

"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it."

"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"

"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now"

"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"