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Joke of the Day
"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"
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"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"
"[at stadium with child] Me: That is batball. [at the races] Me: That is horse circles. [at the opera] Me: This is horned yodeling."
"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."
"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."
"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."
"What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !"
"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"