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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... His friends ducked."
Next Joke
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."
"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night and wondering if there really is a dog."
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."