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Joke of the Day

"After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"Tomorrow you'll be able to stop hating people for their political views and go back to hating them for their personality!"

"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"

"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"

"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"

"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants"

"Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name... And I don't care for it."

"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."