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Joke of the Day

"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"

"Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today Thankyou daylight savings"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."

"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord. Gsus"

"How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit"

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."

"He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words."

"There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... ..."