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Joke of the Day
"I like my enemies how Americans like their tea Weak."
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"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot"
"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"
"[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*"
"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"
"I'm going to read braille to the deaf... For the ASL competition."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"