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Joke of the Day
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
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"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."
"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."
"Guess what Chicken butt"
"What's the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort."
"Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny."
"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."
"Strangers have the best candy."
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"