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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion? A crimefighter"
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"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."
"Donald Trump..."
"Airport burritos. This could be bad news for the people on my next flight."
"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool *badum pssssh*"
"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"
"Baltimore CVS Looters They really cleaned the place out. The only things they left behind are sunscreen and Father's Day cards."
"I just had a breakthrough....!! I should probably pull my finger out and get some stronger toilet paper...."