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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small."

"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."

"At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I d ever seen."

"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""

"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."

"If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved."

"What happened on Reddit yesterday? A pao-erful change"