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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."
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"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"
"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."
"You know what they say about Dragon jokes They Dragon and on"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."
"Sure, everyone thinks a chubby dude in a diaper shooting people with a bow & arrow is cute until I do it at Starbucks & please send bail."
"A Jewish father and son are in their living room The son approaches his dad and asks ""Dad can I borrow $20?"" The Dad replies: ""Ten dollars? Son, why do you need five dollars?"""
"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"