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Joke of the Day

"How to annoy your children: Me: Don't come in here without knocking Child: Ok *leaves* *knocks* M: Who is it? C: It's me! M: Go away"

"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"

"Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend and says, ""I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"""

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What do u call a black abortion? crime control"

"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"