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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lawyer and whore? The lawyer can't guarantee to get you off."
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"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks was so wrong. I taught mine how to play dead and she's been doing it for a year straight."
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"The Sun's probably Asian."
"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."
"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you crushed his spirit by telling him how worthless he was and deprived him of a good education?"